Original: http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1898191661

More fluff! Sometimes Chinese forums have some ridiculous threads, and sometimes these threads actually get some activity. Here we have a thread where some players talk about which Dota hero they’d marry and spend their lives with if they were a girl…

• 百 个JJ度: Rules are, once a hero has been mentioned, that hero is no longer a choice. I’ll go first: Omniknight, does this need a reason? Royal bloodline, ability to protect in all ways, when it’s that time of the month and I bleed, he can give me the warmth of healing. Ever since I married him, I haven’t needed to worry about painful menstruation~

• _藏剑: You seem very enthusiastic, but are you a girl?

• 太荣月: Sven.
  • 百 个JJ度: Can you elaborate on your reasoning
    • 太荣月: Strong.
      • 百 个JJ度: Why do you choose Sven?
        • 太荣月: Strong and mysterious masked man. >_>
• Shunruoxi: Naix, he can get inside my body
• 魔兽菜鸟学星际: Naga Siren, she sings for me ❤
  • 百 个JJ度: So you’re saying there’ll be lesbian action?
• 法里奥叔叔: As a woman I would like Meepo, one woman with five men makes for real satisfaction
  • 百 个JJ度: To be accurate, it is a story of one woman and five upright animal-headed creatures
• 芳魂艳骨知何处: Immediately go lesbian with Mirana
• 月亮的影子Eric: Tiny! Think of the reasons yourself!