[fluff] If you were a girl, which Dota hero would you choose for yourself, and why

Original: http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1898191661

More fluff! Sometimes Chinese forums have some ridiculous threads, and sometimes these threads actually get some activity. Here we have a thread where some players talk about which Dota hero they’d marry and spend their lives with if they were a girl…

  • 百 个JJ度: Rules are, once a hero has been mentioned, that hero is no longer a choice. I’ll go first: Omniknight, does this need a reason? Royal bloodline, ability to protect in all ways, when it’s that time of the month and I bleed, he can give me the warmth of healing. Ever since I married him, I haven’t needed to worry about painful menstruation~
  • _藏剑: You seem very enthusiastic, but are you a girl?
  • 太荣月: Sven.
    • 百 个JJ度: Can you elaborate on your reasoning
      • 太荣月: Strong.
        • 百 个JJ度: Why do you choose Sven?
          • 太荣月: Strong and mysterious masked man. >_>
  • Shunruoxi: Naix, he can get inside my body
  • 魔兽菜鸟学星际: Naga Siren, she sings for me ❤
    • 百 个JJ度: So you’re saying there’ll be lesbian action?
  • 法里奥叔叔: As a woman I would like Meepo, one woman with five men makes for real satisfaction
    • 百 个JJ度: To be accurate, it is a story of one woman and five upright animal-headed creatures
  • 芳魂艳骨知何处: Immediately go lesbian with Mirana
  • 月亮的影子Eric: Tiny! Think of the reasons yourself!

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