[fluff] Chinese trolling in game… “what is this egg?”

Dotaland note: Fluffity fluff. Random convo I happened to catch in one of the Chinese chat rooms in Dota2, bit of light hearted trolling back and forth…

TT2: Right, people are always talking about some egg or another, what is this egg?

Mr.Black: If you die 100 times it’ll give you a courier

TT2: Where can I see my egg, and I don’t mean the ones I see when I look down

加班没有加班费: Eggs are for hatching new heroes..

加班没有加班费: Without eggs you can’t play new heroes

TT2: Eh, where can I see it then? Or, how do I acquire them

我爸刚弄死他: Oh fuck me, you are a bunch of cruel bastards

帅酷美少年: New heroes?

TT2: But… for me I can select all the heroes I see?

耍酷美少年: I can’t even laugh any harder

Mr.Black: There are hidden heroes of course

TT2: Enough… I’m serious here, I’m asking for help

帅酷美少年: Off you go then, just go play

[fluff] If you were a girl, which Dota hero would you choose for yourself, and why

Original: http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1898191661

More fluff! Sometimes Chinese forums have some ridiculous threads, and sometimes these threads actually get some activity. Here we have a thread where some players talk about which Dota hero they’d marry and spend their lives with if they were a girl…

  • 百 个JJ度: Rules are, once a hero has been mentioned, that hero is no longer a choice. I’ll go first: Omniknight, does this need a reason? Royal bloodline, ability to protect in all ways, when it’s that time of the month and I bleed, he can give me the warmth of healing. Ever since I married him, I haven’t needed to worry about painful menstruation~
  • _藏剑: You seem very enthusiastic, but are you a girl?
  • 太荣月: Sven.
    • 百 个JJ度: Can you elaborate on your reasoning
      • 太荣月: Strong.
        • 百 个JJ度: Why do you choose Sven?
          • 太荣月: Strong and mysterious masked man. >_>
  • Shunruoxi: Naix, he can get inside my body
  • 魔兽菜鸟学星际: Naga Siren, she sings for me ❤
    • 百 个JJ度: So you’re saying there’ll be lesbian action?
  • 法里奥叔叔: As a woman I would like Meepo, one woman with five men makes for real satisfaction
    • 百 个JJ度: To be accurate, it is a story of one woman and five upright animal-headed creatures
  • 芳魂艳骨知何处: Immediately go lesbian with Mirana
  • 月亮的影子Eric: Tiny! Think of the reasons yourself!

[fluff] Chinese players argue about Dota vs LoL, too

Original: http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1887224159?pn=1

Just some quick translations of a random thread where Chinese players discuss amongst each other the relative merits of a few games in the same genre as Dota. Insults, arguments, general internet drudgery, and some insight ahead! It’s ugly, it’s fluff, so don’t get too invested.

Update: The original Chinese thread has been deleted, after reaching hilarious levels of mudslinging and not-so-politically-correct insults.

Continue reading